So I'm Single....

So recently me and my (ex)girlfriend broke up and I've now come to realize how much I had gotten used to being whipped. I now have to wake up everyday facing the nightmare that is making my own choices. There is no "go take a shower and beg your dad for money" anymore. No more "it wasn't what you said it was the way you said it". How sad am I...no more girlfriend to drag me on a leash =(. So, tryouts for a new girlfriend will begin soon. You must have at least C-sized breasts and blonde hair. You also have to be 5'8" tall and must way less than 110 lbs. In other words, look exactly like this

Slutty, but definitely girlfriend material. I wonder if she's materialistic...

Now, back to rubbing january's K/D ratio on my ass.

Dissolvable Bikini

This is just plain awesome...

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Call of Duty 4

So a couple of friends and i were on Call of Duty today when I realized something very important that I seemed to have forgotten...they are all self centered assholes. This had just occured to me when it seemed our sole purpose on the game was to downgrade and humilate each other. However, a few of them, like me, had also realized this and began to bitch about it, much like me. Bottom line of this pointless post, this world is going to have assholes and dicks, but you must be strong and resilent so that way you can bitch about it more to other people.

-King out